Between the stock markets crashing, the spread of coronavirus, Joe Biden’s bewildering primary ascent and Bernie Sander’s lachrymose collapse it is difficult to predict anything these days in the political world.
But with the sports world on pause, we are left with few alternatives; a bettor has to bet! Here are three 2020 election bets that you can take straight to the bank.
All emotions aside, Bet on Trump (-110)
Trump has been campaigning for over four years straight now. His campaign has record-breaking amounts of cash-on-hand. He could infect someone with coronavirus on 5th Avenue and his base will still show up to vote for him. Joe Biden looks uncertain to make it into November.
Most importantly, however, is the fact that incumbents are a clear favorite in presidential races. Keep a close eye on what happens between now and November, but this one is looking like a lock.
Klobachar as Biden’s VP (+250)
This is interesting! At a campaign event in Michigan, Klobachar seemed to slip-up and announced that she was joining Biden’s ticket as VP.
She stated that she, “couldn’t think of a better way to end my candidacy than join the ticket…” and she stopped there. She caught herself and concluded by saying, “join the terrific campaign of Joe Biden.”
Some argue that this a Freudian manifestation of her unconscious desires, long-repressed by ego and superego alike, unexpectedly and momentarily disturbing the surface of her preconscious hypostasis. More likely is that a conversation took place; she is the VP pick and nearly pre-ejaculated the beans.
Biden needs to pick someone young. A woman helps him demographically. Klobachar seems to fit the description as well as anyone.
At +250, this is an excellent bet!
Trump loses the popular vote but is reelected (+200)
In the last 20 years, a republican has been elected president three times. They lost the popular vote, but won the electoral college in two of those elections,.
Trump defeated Hillary in this way in 2016 as well.
Of the 2020 election bets, this is the perfect way to multiply your money so that you can afford copious amounts of toilet paper and Purell to accessorize your dream doomsday bunker.
