Maybe you have seen him pimping Bosley Hair Restoration or on Shark Tank like nine years ago. Perhaps one of his crappy YouTube videos ended up spamming your feed. Whatever the case, you are here likely wondering who is Aaron Marino aka alpha m.? The short answer is that dude is a massive phony. By the way, using a lowercase “a” and “m” in alpha m. is such a beta move.
There will be plenty of time for pot shots as we find out just who Aaron Marino aka alpha m. is. The guy completely deserves it as well. Now, he does have millions of social media followers, but that does not a man make. Especially considering how deranged and myopic his subscribers are. We’re talking about males rocking the high-angle selfie profile picture of them in sunglasses and a backwards baseball hat.
More disturbingly, they are also the crowd that immediately starts calling people who disagree with them liberals. We all know a lot of people using the internet are dumb and they follow anyone that won’t question their moronic logic. Don’t believe me? Check out the link below this paragraph.
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Who is Aaron Marino aka alpha m.?
He is a purveyor of awful, non-alpha advice.
If you ever want some awful advice based on really weak science, or no science at all, Marino is your guy. For starters, he is always talking about natural ways to make one’s dick bigger. No alpha male in the world gives a shit about this. Sorry home boy but eating watermelon won’t enlarge your cock.
Also, the guy insists on referring to the penis as “it” or “Big Al”. Why don’t you grow a pair and actually call the member by a name people over the age of 12 use?
The awful, non-alpha advice doesn’t stop there. He constantly references how masturbating is good for your health and that people who smoke weed won’t be taken seriously. I don’t even smoke, but I know that weak sauce advice is some bullshit. This isn’t 1994. Getting high and being productive are not mutually exclusive concepts.
Here’s some advice for Marino. No one takes a man wearing a cheap-ass class ring with their company logo on it seriously.
Who is Aaron Marino aka alpha m.?
He is a seller of crappy products.
Marino claims to have several multimillion-dollar businesses focusing mostly on beauty products. There is the worthless line of sunglasses as well, but I doubt anyone is dumb enough to pay for his shoddy $95 shades. Especially considering I have never paid more than $120 for Ray-Bans. Sunglass Hut Factory Outlet, baby.
Let’s get back to his men’s care lines. This is the stuff that ends up at Burlington Coat Factory or Ross. They come in box sets that are heavily discounted, although shoppers don’t touch it because the packaging has been torn through. It’s possible no one has ever bought Marino’s products. But he still claims it to be a multimillion-dollar business because you can value your company at whatever price you want.
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Who is Aaron Marino aka alpha m.?
He is a lair.
The above timeline is all over the map. There is no clear indication of when exactly he went bankrupt. For fuck’s sake, the first and second paragraphs are two different attempts to tell the same story.
Also, why did guy’s wife buy him a video camera to begin with if he had no idea what to do with it? And why would people want a bankrupt beer cart driver to be their image consultant? All this story happens to be is a bunch of lies with some bits of over exaggeration mixed in.
Don’t believe me, checkout this interview Marino did with CNBC which contradicts everything on his own website.
Who is Aaron Marino aka alpha m.?
He is a massive douche pandering to America’s lowest common denominator.
There are interviews out there where Marino refers to himself as alpha m. in the third person. That really tells you more than you’d ever need to know about this loser. He’s a massive douche selling crap and supplying useless advice. The only reason no one seems to mind is that he foists it upon America’s lowest common denominator.
Let me make one last thing perfectly clear to his lemmings and cronies who will undoubtably come across this article and head right to the comments section. Y’all are dumb. Marino and alpha m. are rubbish. He’s a poor man’s Tai Lopez. That’s actually a bit harsh on poor men. They wouldn’t be desperate enough to appear in a Bosley Hair Restoration TV commercial.
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