The great thing about conservative logic is that you can basically claim anything and then backfill with facts. Any person is allowed to say something outlandish and then use dubious or downright untrue supporting evidence. It’s great. And with that in mind, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists.
This is 100 percent true if you use conservative logic. If anything, our statement is more true than MyPillow’s claims about the health benefits its products provided. But don’t take our word for it. The facts speak for themselves.
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Proof MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists
How do we know MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists? It is pretty obvious when you look at the low-quality products he sells. In particular, there is one item that shows where the traitor’s true loyalties lie.
The Giza sheets. Where is Giza located? Most moronic conservative Americans living in their self-imposed bubble won’t know this. But Giza is a city in Egypt. And you know where Egypt is? That’s right, the Middle East.
You can see where this is going. The Middle East is known for hosting Islamic terrorists. Clearly calling these “Giza” sheets is how Lindell is pledging his support to Al-Qaeda. But wait, there is more.
Al-Qaeda is led by Ayman al-Zawahiri, an Egyptian. That’s the same country Giza can be found in. Whoa. It is pretty obvious MyPillow and Lindell are actively supporting Islamic terrorists based on this information. At least if you use conservative logic.
Now, some of you may still be skeptical. However, we have one more piece of evidence that should convince you MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists. In fact, only a traitorous nitwit would argue otherwise once we drop this next truth bomb on you.
Mike Lindell is from Minnesota and that is where MyPillow is based. That is the same state which elected Ilhan Omar to congress. If you have listened to any conservative pundit ramble on about the congresswoman, you will know that she supports Islamic terrorists. I mean every right-wing fascist can’t be wrong, can they?
It’s pretty obvious, if you use conservative logic, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell helped get Omar elected in order to make it easier for him to send funds to Al-Qaeda. There is no other explanation for this. But let’s take things to their logical conclusion anyway.
The reason Lindell is such an adamant supporter of Trump and all the right-wing conspiracy theories is to hide the fact he is using MyPillow to support Islamic terrorists. This is classic Republican behavior. You rail against something because you secretly support that thing.
Larry Craig hates gay rights but loves to hook up with random dudes in airport bathrooms. Roy Moore drones on about morals but also diddles kids. The world is full of abortion-hating Republicans who made women get abortions. This is what conservatives do.
So, while Lindell prattles on about his love of America, just know he is supporting Islamic terrorists. At least he is if you use conservative logic. And really, that’s the only “Absolute Proof” you need.
Oh, one last thing. Hey, Mike Lindell or any of his scumbag cronies. If you read this and don’t like it, tough tits. I mean you are all about free speech, right? Well, you don’t get to pick which free speech is free. Suck on that.
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