Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz and Flo Rida are some of Florida’s finest products. As you may have guessed, the state doesn’t have much going on. Unless, of course, you are down with racism, diddling kids or retirement homes.
Florida is also the bond that connects Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz and Flo Rida. And the trio have more in common than you might think. We’re not saying they are friends or anything, but they say a lot of the same things.
Which brings us to this quiz. Do you know if Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz or Flo Rida said the following quotes? Your prize doing well is never having to step foot in EPCOT Center.
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Who said it, Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz or Flo Rida?
#1. Who said it? “First I have never, ever paid for sex. And second, I, as an adult man, have not slept with a 17-year-old.”
Not a good start. Or you must really hate Tebow.
#2. Who said it? “I love to do something that’s challenging to myself, and just to see the success, it makes me go harder and harder the next time.”
This sure sounds like a Tebow-ism but Flo Rida said it.
#3. Who said it? “No matter what happens, you’re always going to have those critics and those haters. You just have to learn how to deal with that.”
Both Gaetz and Flo Rida have their fair share of haters so let’s hope they took Tebow’s advice.
#4. Who said it? “I’m a Christian, and I believe the Immaculate Conception was how Jesus was born.”
Tebow doesn’t have a monopoly on loving Jesus.
#5. Who said it? “I don’t really regret much. I know there are things that I’ve done that have been wrong, and wish I could do over again, but I feel it’s all made me who I am today, and I’m very thankful for that.”
Gaetz probably has a regret or two. And Tebow should probably regret not playing tight end earlier.
#6. Who said it? “It’s always overwhelming when you come to another country and you’re embraced in such a positive way.”
Tebow was born in the Philippines while Gaetz may one day follow the Gary Glitter tour of Southeast Asia.
#7. Who said it? “I’m not perfect. And who knows how many times I’ve fallen short. We all fall short. That’s the amazing thing about the grace of God.”
It’s only a matter of time before Gaetz says something similar to try and weasel his way out of a jail sentence.
#8. Who said it? “While we glorify football players for their accomplishments on the field, they are not heroes.:
We are just as surprised that Tebow didn’t say this.
#9. Who said it? “I’m just thankful for everything, all the blessings in my life, trying to stay that way. I think that’s the best way to start your day and finish your day. It keeps everything in perspective.”
You probably guessed Flo Rida because he hasn’t been the correct answer for several questions in a row.
#10. Who said it? “You just put your lips together. And you come real close. Can you blow my whistle, baby?”
It’s possible Gaetz has also said this at some time, but it wasn’t on record.
Results
Congrats, you know Florida’s finest. On second thought, maybe that’s not such an accomplishment. Either way, go listen to some Flo Rida to celebrate.
Who cares? Florida sucks anyway. You should be proud you didn’t pass.
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