Have you been minding your own business watching television when some guy appears and starts yelling in a Bosley Hair Restoration commercial? Who is this dude? Why is a man with a full head of hair pimping a product for those losing their luscious locks? What are we doing here?
That loud, annoying man is Aaron Marino who sometimes goes by alpha m. No, seriously. He is notorious for peddling awful advice and dodgy products onto insecure men. The self-proclaimed number one men’s YouTube lifestyle influencer is also comically short. Seriously, he’s like one of only a handful of dudes that Vladimir Putin is taller than.
Anyway, it makes no sense for this guy to be yelling at you in the Bosley Hair Restoration commercial. Firstly, he has all his hair. Secondly, he knows nothing about anything. But before we delve into these points, it’s important to say a few words about hair loss.
Hair loss is no joke. There is no shame in trying to combat it. I’m not ashamed to admit I use minoxidil. Just the thought of going bald sucks. What’s more, I cannot speak to the effectiveness of Bosley Hair Restoration. That is for you to decide.
What I can address is the effectiveness of using Marino as a spokesperson. Simply put, this is a gross miscasting. It’s the equivalent of having Ryan Seacrest promote a pickup artist for women. That’s actually a real thing by the way.
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What are we doing here guy yelling in the Bosley Hair Restoration commercial?
You would have to be an absolute idiot to believe in anything the man who calls himself alpha m. says. If you ever want some awful advice based on really weak science, or no science at all, Aaron Marino is your guy. For starters, he is always talking about ways to make one’s dick bigger. He has created countless videos on the topic.
Let’s be real, no alpha male in the world gives a shit about this. It does seem like the kind of thing an itty-bitty little man would obsess about, however. Regardless of that, his suggestion on how to do this is ridiculous. Eating watermelon or taking zinc supplements won’t noticeably enlarge your cock.
The awful, non-alpha advice doesn’t stop there. He makes a ton of uneducated statements based on his very narrow and myopic view of what manhood is all about. For example, he claims people who smoke weed won’t be taken seriously. I don’t even smoke, but I know that weak sauce advice is some bullshit. This isn’t 1994. Getting high and being productive are not mutually exclusive concepts.
There is a reason the guy yelling in the Bosley Hair Restoration commercial isn’t saying anything. Marino is incapable of providing sound advice. If you’re considering this product, you need to think long and hard about what type of company would enlist a bum like this to promote it.
Related: Who is alpha m.?
