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The real problem with America in 447 words

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The United States kind of sucks right now. It’s not all that surprising when you look at the real problem with America. A small, annoyingly vocal minority of idiots have gained control of the country. They are, of course, enabled by a bunch of loser conservative politicians and media figures who realized they could get away with murder by pandering to this group.

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Back in the day, it was a dispersed congregation of nutjobs who had no way of gaining traction. Sure, there were a few wacky congressional districts where enough of these knuckleheads could vote some piece of trash to Washington, but that was about it. And then the internet came along.

Now a collection of horrible people has united. However, that isn’t the real problem with America. The issue here is this group of yokels, mouth breathers and closeted homosexuals (Hi, Josh Hawley) have nothing of value going on in their life. It turns out living in East Bumfuckville, Alabama isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Instead of having fun with friends, trying to survive and being a decent human being, these dumbasses only have politicians and crappy world views to champion. “Winning” an election is all this group cares about. And by winning, I mean electing some woefully unqualified white person who is either going to embezzle money, molest their children or possibly both. But hey, at least your guy won, right?

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The real problem with America is that normal, intelligent folks are being punished for having lives that don’t revolve around telling other people what to do and then bitching when someone asks you to do something for the good of others. No one has been able to explain that logic, by the way.

Seriously, it’s okay for the government to interfere with abortions but not mandate a vaccination? Talk about having your cake and eating it too. And don’t you losers have anything better going on than worrying about what other people are doing?

That is where those awful conservative talking heads and politicians come in. They know how to push this group’s buttons and continue to needle them for votes. Most of us don’t want to worry about what lawmakers are doing all the time. We’re not babysitters. The mandate is “don’t fuck things up and be a good person”. This is why liberals hated Donald Trump. He couldn’t do either one.

At the end of the day, stupid people who can barely look after themselves, let alone have the capacity to care for anyone else, are getting what they want in America because shitty conservative politicians learned their lives are meaningless and started exploited them. That’s some serious bullshit.

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