Going back to watch porn videos from the early and mid-2000s is a real buzzkill. In your head, they’re crystal clear. Then when you view them today in 360p definition and it is unwatchable. What does that have to do with how Marjorie Taylor Greene can fund her campaign? Good question.
I am fairly certain that Greene starred in an interracial porn featured on the Blacks on Blondes website which has seemingly been around since the invention of the internet. Of course, you probably want some proof.
Well, I don’t have any physical evidence. But that doesn’t seem to stop people from believing the presidential election was somehow stolen. Anyway, I’m confident I watched it sometime between 2001 and 2005. And look, with 360p pornos from back in the day being so fuzzy, it would be impossible to know if she didn’t star in the video I saw. Plus, Greene has never come out and said that she hasn’t been in an interracial porn.
What’s more, the congresswoman, and I use that term loosely, would have been paid for her work in the film. That money went into a bank account with other monies and one day in the future some of the cash was spent to further her political aims. It’s all connected here.
By the rules of conservative logic, if you make a wild claim about a person and said individual hasn’t refuted the claim, then it must be true. Marjorie Taylor Greene used interracial porn money to fund her campaign. Case closed.
Actually, I hold myself to a higher standard. Sure, this train of thought would be enough for Alex Jones or the slap nuts at OAN. But Daryl Mose doesn’t rest on his laurels to bilk senior citizens in Middle America out of their wealth. With that in mind, let’s break down how we can be certain that Marjorie Taylor Greene used interracial porn money to fund her campaign.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene is racist
- Conservatives are hypocrites
- Marjorie Taylor Greene is a conservative
Conclusion: Marjorie Taylor Greene would bang a black man on camera for money
Before we go any further, let’s start by saying there is nothing wrong with being in a porno, doing interracial porn or anything related to it. If people want to have sex on camera for money, God bless them. They should be able to do so regardless of their race, gender or any other societal identifiers.
But it’s probably bad for the brand if you’re a known bigot who has targeted just about every race imaginable. Of course, we know conservatives are hypocrites. In fact, classic Republican behavior is to rail against something because you secretly support that thing.
Larry Craig hates gay rights but loves to hook up with random dudes in airport bathrooms. Roy Moore drones on about morals but also diddles kids. The world is full of abortion-hating Republicans who made women get abortions. This is what conservatives do.
And what is Greene? That’s right, she is a conservative. Oh shit, all of our premises are true and that means the argument is valid. Marjorie Taylor Greene used interracial porn money to fund her campaign. More importantly, any evidence presented from this point onward to discredit that statement is simply fake news from liberal media sources designed to hide the truth.
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Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene fund her campaign with interracial porn money?
I wish I had an answer as to why an allegedly wholesome white woman would sin in this way. I guess all Greene’s bible thumping is a ruse being used to suppress her seedy past. It’s almost as if she thinks that yelling as loud as possible about Christian values will somehow undo old transgressions.
However, all that shouting and spewing of nonsense highlights another key fact about Greene. She is a hack with no discernible skills or qualifications to do anything in life. Seriously, pandering to mouth breathing scum living in buttfuck nowhere, America to get their money is not a talent. Basically, it is a low-road losers across the country continue to traverse while getting rich in the process.
Sorry lady, those idiots may believe you, but everyone else sees right through your schtick. Much in the same way Josh Hawley is gay or Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists, the truth about Greene has finally been exposed. Not a moment too soon, either.
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