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CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine

What’s the deal with the CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine?

It is no surprise CarShield produced a commercial quoting Thomas Paine. Blowing the dog whistle distracts from their dodgy product
Josh Hawley is gay

According to Josh Hawley’s own logic, Josh Hawley is gay

Josh Hawley is gay. At least he is if you use the Missouri Senator’s own election logic. Conservatives may hate it, but at least God forgives

The king has been captured for good: Solving the game of chess

A chessboard only has 64 squares and 32 pieces. Although the possibilities feel endless for a human chess player, it is ultimately a finite,...
Larry Benedict scam

Larry Benedict is a scam: One Ticker Trader review

How do I know Larry Benedict is a scam? Well, here is everything you need to know about a dude who claims to be rich but needs your $19
Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sextape middle school

Remembering the Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee sextape from middle school

With the Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee sextape currently a hot topic, it requires some of us to return to middle school to relive the moment
Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas played nonstop

The worst of the late 90s: Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas is played...

Why was Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas played nonstop? The answer to this question is relatively simple
Snap Yo Fingers crunk aint dead

Music Video Review: Crunk not saved by Snap Yo Fingers

Snap Yo Fingers is an extremely dull four-minute music video featuring the same handful of settings and dancers
Nelly big leagues scoreboard

Music Video Review: Nelly makes it to the big leagues and hits a home...

What makes Batter Up such a great music video is the fact Nelly and the St. Lunatics are baseball fans. This can be seen throughout
How tall is Ron DeSantis?

How tall is Ron DeSantis? (And why it matters that he is an itty-bitty...

How tall is Ron DeSantis? For starters, he is shorter than William Howard Taft, Michelle Obama and both Woodrow Wilson and his second wife
What is Marshall Law Marjorie Taylor Greene gangbang

What is Marshall law and why are conservatives so uneducated about America civics?

What is Marshall law? It’s what uneducated conservatives like Ralph Norman and Marjorie Taylor Greene think martial law is called