Donald Trump won’t say he’s not guilty. Despite being accused on numerous occasions, not once will you hear him proclaim his innocence. The most recent example of this came after the small-handed former president was indicted by a grand jury over hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.
Seconds after that happened, he sent out one of those long-winded, factually inaccurate e-mails begging for money. You know, the type of correspondence that only someone dumb enough to buy a pillow from an Islamic terrorist-supporting con man would respond to. Read this nonsense:
Trump now fundraising off indictment: pic.twitter.com/Gd6K5CZDzW
— Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) March 31, 2023
Seriously? This loser can give a detailed account of an elevator, but Donald Trump couldn’t come out and say he’s not guilty. Why not proclaim it loud and proud if you didn’t do it? Oh, that’s right, you’re fucking guilty as charged (Shoutout ECW).
A typical Trump defense doesn’t focus on his innocence. Instead, his goomba lawyers frantically grope around for legal loopholes while the man with big ol’ bologna tits spews frivolous claims. This play is not particularly sophisticated.
Trump and his legal team want to force his opposition, regardless of if they are political candidates, prosecutors or business foes, into sifting through mountains of crap. The end goal isn’t to win. It’s to completely submerge those against him in rubbish hoping an endless stream of obstacles proves too burdensome to overcome.
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Don’t believe me? Just look at the panhandling letter he sent to his fans. He talks about the deep state, the testimony of others, his presidency and a bunch of other things. In fact, the only thing Donald Trump doesn’t mention is if he’s not guilty.
Naturally, that isn’t surprising. This is a man who likes talking about law and order but can’t comprehend how the justice system works. A character who insists he’s smart but seemingly doesn’t know how to read. An allegedly wealthy individual who is constantly pleading for others to send him money.
Unfortunately, he panders to America’s dumbest group–uneducated, religious white people. In other words, conservatives. People who care more about snooping on their neighbors and being jealous when others get something they don’t than living in a decent world. You know, the kind of world Jesus preaches about. But that is a whole other topic for another day.
As for the fat man with a fake tan, why can’t Donald Trump just say he’s not guilty? The answer is really quite simple. The fraud can’t speak those words because they could get him into even more legal trouble.
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