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Donald Trump doing boxing commentary is the worst form of conservative pandering

Donald Trump providing boxing commentary on the upcoming Evander Holyfield fight is the worse form of conservative pandering...tree fiddy
MyPillow Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists (According to conservative logic)

How do we know MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell supports Islamic terrorists? It is pretty obvious if you think like a conservative
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QUIZ: Who said it, Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz or Flo Rida?

Florida is the bond that connects Tim Tebow, Matt Gaetz and Flo Rida. And the trio have more in common than you might think
Tucker Kraken sidney

Tucker Carlson released the Kraken and it swallowed the Trump Train

It turns out, Tucker Carlson was the Kraken. There is a lot of people to blame for Donald Trump’s election loss and even more to...
Josh Hawley is gay

According to Josh Hawley’s own logic, Josh Hawley is gay

Josh Hawley is gay. At least he is if you use the Missouri Senator’s own election logic. Conservatives may hate it, but at least God forgives
What happened to Glenn Beck

What happened to Glenn Beck?

What happened to Glenn Beck? He stopped trying and lost his way. Oh, and he put on a ton of weight and dresses like a creppy college professor
Flatten the Fear scam

Is Flatten the Fear a scam? Here’s where idiots are getting their bad COVID-19...

Flatten the Fear is a scam providing conservative morons with ridiculous claims to defend their awful stance on the COVID-19 pandemic
Joe Biden VP

Here’s the Joe Biden VP selection strategy that wins him the election

Joe Biden is in a no-win situation when it comes to his VP selection. All the obvious VP choices alienate one or more of the...
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A new hope: Bernie Sanders is Obi-wan, but who is Luke?

Bernie Sanders was supposed to lead the progressive movement in a 2020 victory against the political empire. We envisioned him politically maneuvering a dangerous...
Progressive war room

Progressive game theory: Lose the 2020 election in a landslide

Do you support Medicare-for-all? Would you like to expand public education to include opportunities for college and trade schools? Do you a think the US should...