Conservative pandering is the worst. This group will buy any old rubbish as long as you confirm their horrible and easily disprovable beliefs. Just ask Clay Travis. With that in mind, it is no surprise CarShield produced a commercial quoting Thomas Paine. Their product is so comically bad, they resort to dog whistles to make sales.
In case you missed the ad, you can watch it here. If you prefer not to waste 60 seconds of your life, the CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine displays this quip, “If you’re afraid to offend, you cannot speak the truth.”
Let’s speak some truths. Firstly, Paine would never want to be associated with your car insurance scam, ponzi scheme, money pit. If you brought him back to life today, he would have no idea what a car was. Or a television, for that matter. And given how salty the guy was in real life, he’d probably be pissed about his words being used in this manner after the initial shock of being in the 21st century wore off.
So, what’s the deal with the CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine? Well, their product is so dodgy that this kind of smoke and mirrors is the only way they can con people into buying it. This is why they have enlisted an army of underwhelming celebrities that appeal almost exclusively to Fox News viewers.
It is also why their advertisements only mention benefit claims after trying to scare the viewer. Seriously, good luck trying to find out how CarShield actually works or why one would need this nonsense. Instead, the company promises pie in the sky results that would make Bernie Madoff’s corpse blush.
Don’t take our word for it, though. Just checkout that big fat “F” grade from the Better Business Bureau.
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The CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine gets worse
Unfortunately, the CarShield commercial quoting Thomas Paine devolves into even more blatant conservative pandering. Towards the end of the ad, this phrase appears seemingly out of nowhere: The fate of our country depends on its people.
Ummmm…excuse me? Is your dodgy car insurance protection company so desperate that it must sink to this? And what the hell are you talking about? The fate of America is totally unrelated to your terrible business.
Check that. The fate of our country would actually be much brighter if companies such as CarShield weren’t around to prey on the uneducated morons, sorry, I mean conservatives, who are so brainwashed they now ignore easy to confirm facts. A distinct lack of critical thinking would eliminate firms like yours and help our republic become civilized once more.
CarShield can quote Thomas Paine all it wants, but we all know the man would hate the company with the same zeal as organized religion.
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